hootin'-ninny-hoots, and other things.

so my most recent favorite thing to do is learn southern colloquialisms.

whew, let's say that word again. it's fun.

colloquialisms.

i think it's sad that these amazing phrases aren't being carried on by the younger generations; you only ever hear them said by older people anymore!

i had a patient the other day that scheduled surgery; as she walked out of the room, i said, "i'll see you soon!" her response, without looking back, was "good Lord willin', and the creek don't rise!" it caught me off-guard, being something that you don't hear often. but i loved it. it was like hearing a beautiful foreign language; i grew up hearing phrases like that but they seem to be heard less and less frequently as i grow up.

another patient, a sweet little lady who sounds like she was raised in carolina, responded to a question with "oh honey, i don't give a hootin'-ninny-hoot." {translation: i don't give a care.}

it led me to look up more online, and here a few of my favorites i found:

"he swooped down on it like a duck on a June bug!"

{i think this would be fun describing guys hitting on ladies!}

"well don't you look prettier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of pancakes!"

{that sounds pretty appealing to me, i wouldn't be opposed to being told that! ha}

"he's as useful as a pogostick in quicksand."

"the engine's running, but nobody's driving!"

"that boy's two sandwiches shy of a picnic."

{i know some people these could be said about!}

"that dog just won't hunt!"

{it just won't work.}

"so good, it'll make you want to slap your mama!"

{this paints a funny picture for me.}

"well ding-dang!"

{i say this one all the time.}

"i'm fixin'ta ______"

{i'm about to _____}

and lastly, you can say anything you want about a person, as long as it's followed by a "bless his/her heart..."

okay, so some i might try to revive, and others i might not...do you have any favorites? let me hear them!